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How To Handle Spam
Figure 1. Spam-handling device.
- Put the spammer in front of the spam-handling device.
- Aim the front end of the spam-handling device at the spammer.
- If the spammer won't keep still,
it can be difficult to aim the spam-handling device.
It is easier if you break his legs first.
This may sound cruel, but don't worry -
it's not like it's a human or an animal or something.
- Press the big button at the other end of the spam-handling device.
- This solves your problem.
The spammer will then burn in hell for ever,
as is just and proper.
January 7, 2000