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Volume One, Issue One, Phile 4 of 8
THE PHONE PHREAK'S FRY-UM GUIDE
COMPILED BY THE IRON SOLDIER
WITH HELP FROM DR. DOVE
NOTE: THIS GUIDE IS STILL BEING COMPILED, AND AS PHONE PHREAKS LEARN
MORE IN THE ART OF VENGENCE IT WILL ALWAYS EXPAND.
"Vengence is mine", says the Phreak.
METHOD 1-PHONE LINE PHUN
Call up the business office. It should be listed at the front of the white
pages. Say you wanted to diconnect Scott Korman's line. DIAL 800-xxx-xxxx.
"Hello, this is Mr. Korman, I'm moving to California and would like to have
my phone service disconnected. I'm at the airport now. I'm calling from a
payphone, my number is  445 5005. You can send my final bill to
:(somewhere in California. Thank you."
METHOD 2-PHONE BOOKS
Call up the business office from a pay phone. Say "Hello, I'd like to order a
Phone Book for Upper Volta (or any out-of-the way area with Direct
Dialing). This is Scott Korman, ship to 3119 N. 44th St. Milwaukee, WI
53216. Yes, I under stand it will cost $xx($25-$75!!). Thank you."
METHOD 3-PHONE CALLS
Call up a PBX, enter the code and get an outside line. Then dial 0+ the number
desired to call. You will hear a bonk and then an operator. Say, "I'd
like to charge this to my home phone at 414-445-5005. Thank you." A friend
and I did this to a loser, I called him at 1:00 AM and we left the fone off
the hook all night. I calculated that it cost him $168.
METHOD 4-MISC SERVICES
Call up the business office once again from a payfone. Say you'd like call
waiting, forwarding, 3 way, etc. Once again you are the famed loser Scott
Korman. He pays-you laugh. You don't know how funny it was talking to
him, and wondering what those clicks he kept hearing were.
METHOD 5-CHANGED & UNPUB
Do the same as in 4, but say you'd like to change and unlist your (Scott's)
number. Anyone calling him will get:
"BEW BEW BEEP. The number you have reached, 445-5005, has been changed to
a non-published number. No further....."
This required an accomplise or two or three. Around Christmas time, go to
Toys 'R' Us. Get everyone at the customer service or manager's desk away
("Hey, could you help me"). then you get on their phone and dial (usually
dial 9 first) and the business office again. This time, say you are from
Toys 'R' Us, and you'd like to add call forwarding to 445-5005. Scott will
get 100-600 calls a day!!!
METHOD 7-RUSSIAN CALLER
Call a payphone at 10:00 PM. Say to the operator that you'd like to book a
call to Russia. Say you are calling from a payphone, and your number is
that of the loser to fry (e.g. 445-5005). She will say that she'll have to
call ya back in 5 hours, and you ok that. Meanwhile the loser (e.g.)
Scott, will get a call at 3:00 AM from an operator saying that the call he
booked to Russia is ready.
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS LEAVE E-MAIL FOR ME ON ANY BOARD I'M ON.
The Iron Soldier
TSF-The Second Foundation!