Mudparty 2003
Editors disclaimer: I have tried to read your scribble as well as I could. Some of you were easy to understand, others were complete and utter illiterates, or so it seemed. Anyway, if I got something wrong Id be much obliged if youd mud mail me and correct my mistakes. If you have any suggestions as to which words should be put in the empty spots (the [ ]s that is), Ill gracefully consider them. I really dont care if they are half right, as long as they are interesting and imaginative. While Im at it I would like to say how much fun it was to meet you crazy people and that I hope to meet all of you, and some new, even crazier people too, again next year. Until then, cheers! Yours truly, Thyme
19:00 Fördrinkar. Träffar folk. (Aperitifs. Meets people.)
19.05 Pissoar fantastisk. Bra pannstöd. Harthorn intygar
vividly. Kastar min log i papperskorg. (Excellent urinal. Good headrest. Harthorn vividly affirms that. Tosses
my log in the waste basket.)
19.10 Leowon och Gurk rotar i papperskorgen och hittar
Harthorns log. (Leowon and Gurk searches the waste basket and
find Harthorns log.)
19.20 Illegible
scribble
19.30 Lepers dont suck they rott- Titleist
Mats: Jah!
19.35 Jag sitter intill Mats och mr. Bombadill. -Trevlig! (I sit next to Mats and mr Bombadill.- Nice!)
19.45 Sitter och pratar om film
Hero!- Crouching tiger
Mats är tyst. (Talking about film Hero!- Crouching tiger
Mats is silent.)
19.50 Kingfisher and Poesia say Poesia is a naughty bad girl. leave my
ass alone
19.55 18 pers: 6 har bordsskratt
runt Mats. Tystnad utbryter kring oss! Roligt. (18 people: 6 have
a table laugh around Mats. Silence ensued! Funny.)
20.00 Poesia I want you to spank my ass and kick
Mats help me
And I want to spank
Kurgan
(Here follow some things that were NOT written by Gurk the Master of
illegibility.)
20.02 Gurk has a thing for spanking it seems. So has
Harthorn perhaps
20.03 Poogus clarifies that she does not want to
spank anyone and Gurk is projecting his fantasies of spanking Kingfisher (and
perhaps the rest of the RTs including Oriole) onto her.
20.05 Whispering game: Mats starts with The power of the leader is in
the moustache and it goes around
the table and ends with Horny Mortis
20.10 Repo min gamle hotellkamrat
gör en bakflip. (Repo my old
hotel mate does a backflip.)
20.10 Harthorn says Poogus is in some pretty serious denial obviously
20.12 Repo fell off his chair and stuck his tongue out at the cameras.
20.13 Repo started sexually harassing Poogus.
20.14 Poogus OBJECTS! Poogus/Poesia also considers certain things that
she decides not to mention but she will most certainly take Poogus and zap
Kurgans sorry leper ass at all costs.
20.19 Gurk has a strange attachment to the log. Harthorn and Poogus
think it might be a rare disease originating in the jungles of Antharis.
20.27 After much thinking I have found out that you are all weirdos.
However, you are nice weirdos. /Thyme
20.27 ½ Harthorn didnt write about me in his log. //Gondorff
20.35 Leowon backar i en Lars Norén-dialog (Leowon backs off in a Lars
Norén dialogue.)
20.40 Bombadill ramlar av stolen när [
] ringer Bengt (Bombadill falls off his chair when [
..]
calls Bengt
20.45 Rund presentation. (Round
introduction.) Im not sure what he
means
20.47 Random comment from the crowd as Mats stands up I think hes
Romanian
20.46 Harthorn cheers to old bananas and [
]
20.46 Discussion about what Poogus should wear while having sex.
Slakktor suggests barbed wire.
Slakktor: Have you tried salt?
Soulfly: ?
Slakktor: With the barbed wire
20.48 Malfeithor will PK you anyway.
20.56 Mortis (that damn [
..] with the good tailor) gets a [
.] by Gurk!
21.00 On the question about Poesia is a spankable girl. I would like to
have her alone tonight. /Teranor
21.08 Leo (won) had me between his teeth. And embraced me and had me
down and all I could do was zip sip wine and try to stay cool. And play along
the game. =) /Tera
21.14 Poogus/Poesia will kick all knight haters bootys. I say Bring it
on! Kingfisher has my back (And full support) And let me just say that I *ONLY*
censored this because I am a Knightess.
21.15 Poog is very knightly; she didnt write what she said: I will
kick your ass Bombadill, and yours Kurgan, and yours Repo.
21.17 Poogus would like to clarify that she is only half knightess and
that her druid half is the one that swears. Poesia would never swear!
Poesia is evil.
21.32 Leowon and Gurk share hugs and kisses are in the air.
21.33 Gurk says: Leowon and people in general should eat the same thing
several times.
21.34. Everyone respects Mortis, it might be because of his shirt, or
Jag har en liten vit råtta I halsen. Unclear. The shirt is, maybe, from
Canada, the wearer says. And [
]!
21.33 21.35 No timewarps!
21.35 Harthorn [ .]
21.45 Gurk och Repo grovhånglar vid
bordet. (Gurk and Repo are
seriously making out at the table)
More illegible scribble.
(Earlier) Once Slakktor had a couple of wine bottles in a bottle, and
then when he checked if they were okay, his hand turned red and stuff.
22.02 Poogus is tired of being molested by drunk ass Swedes. (Even worse
they are not the right damn Swede) [
something in Russian, I
think?
] Aha, try and read that!
22.05 Soulfly stinks alcohol and gonna kick your ass anyway.
[Some pages of the log are probably missing here]
23.41 Gurk has that far away look in his eyes
23.42 Jadea and Leowon agree that licking ones partner on the ear after
68+ is a good thing.
23.43 Kurgan tjatar om
mandarin-och-chili-cider. (Kurgan
goes on and on about mandarine and chili cider. )
23.45 Slakktor ger bort öl till
höger och vänster. Han är fullare än en räv (röv?) dansar. (Slakktor gives away beers to
everyone. Hes drunker than a dancing fox (ass?).
23.46 Teranor is hiding his sissy ladys drink behind his back in a
futile attempt to look more manly.
23.47 Teranor säger något. Ingen
förstår vad han menar. (Teranor
says something. Nobody understands what he means.)
23.50 Thyme is having a GREAT time. Its Thyme-time!
23.51 Repo is acting as if hes on something really nice (could it
really be alcohol?), weaving in and out of the crowd like a toy soldier in the
Rio carnival.
23.52 And fuck you Gurk! (Malfeithor)
23.52 Harthorn litar inte på
Teranor längre, trots att Teranor levererade drinkar till Titleist och Leowon. (Harthorn doesnt trust Teranor
anymore, even though Teranor delivered drinks to Titleist and Leowon.)
23.53 Teranor vaktar Harthorns
drink. (Teranor guards
Harthorns drink)
00.07 Found the log at the dance floor. No one here.
(Even more illegible scribble.)
00.07 Teranor brings the log to the safety of Titleist.
00.08 Teranor has not been drinking any salt yet.
00.08 Gurk is lost in space(=dance floor) Hes more lost that me
(Teranor)/ Harthorn
00.09 Finally Mortis is coming around. :-)
00.10 Leofisk is a true low-down rumourmonger. Hes making up as he goes
along.
00.11 Slakkie is, if possible, even drunker than before. Hes starting
to lose speech.
00.12 Slakktor is all Focused (yeah, right)
00.15 Sausa thinks that everybody should have a tequila and dance on the
tables.
Sausa & Gurk diskuterar helt
vetenskapligt tequila. (Sausa
& Gurk is having a scientific discussion about tequila) Leowon observes
that Gurk is quite in his real self.
00.23 Gurk [
] allt som händer så
snart som nån, t.ex Leowon, håller i hans näsa. (Gurk [
] everything that happens as soon as
anyone, for example Leowon, is holding his nose.)
00.24 Slakktor och Gurk är som en
vandrande ökenstorm ihop. (Slakktor
and Gurk are like a walking desert storm together.)
00.30 Soulfly skulle köpa Carlsberg
hof men var enligt bartendern för full. (Soulfly was going to buy a Carlsberg hof, but according to the
bartender he was too drunk.) FUCK THAT BARTENDER! SOULFLY IS NEVER TOO DRUNK.
P.s. A real friend is a friend who helps you to drink when you are to drunk to
drink by yourself.
00.33 Abyssos betygar sin eviga
kärlek (käke?) till [
] eller Leowon, exakt vilket/vilken är oklart. (Abyssos declares his eternal love (jaw?)
to [
] or Leowon, which one in particular it is, is unclear.)
00.34 Gurk är inne i köket och
kollar om det finns vin. En krallig och macho vakt-garderobskille motar ut
honom, men det var inte hans fel. (Gurk is out in the kitchen checking for more wine. A well-built and
macho bouncer-cloakroom attendant guy pushes him away, but it wasnt his
fault.)
00.37 Thyme loves Mats. A lot.
00.38 Dagoth hukar som en fisk i
saltvatten som har lotionbehandlade fjäll
som en fisk. (Dagoth crouches like a salt water fisk with
scales rubbed with lotion
like a
fisk.)
00.39 Slakktor klonar sig tre
gånger och tror att Mats finns på riktigt. (Slakktor clones himself three times and believes that Mats really
exists.)
00.40 Gurk dansar på högtalaren.
Eller, nej, där är han. (Gurk
dances on top of the speakers. Or, no, there he is.)
00.41 Thyme menar att konst är
något som hittats på hennes vind. (Thyme thinks that art is something that is found in her attic.)
(Drawing of modern art, made by unknown artist
(probably of the fisky school) and believed to be worth 30 000)
00.45 Rammstein är ett tyskt band
som har eld, fjällpansar och ser ut som kycklingar, vet nu Thyme. Leo menar att de dessutom gör en bra
cover av Life is life (Thyme is now aware that Rammstein is a German band that has fire, scale armours and look
like chickens. Leo thinks that they also do a good cover of Life is life.)
00.47 1979 med Smashing Pumpkins
bör Thyme lyssna på. Den är bra. Dessutom är hon trevlig, säger somliga. (Thyme should listen to 1979 with
Smashing Pumpkins. Its good. Besides, shes nice, some people say.)
*fisken ploppar upp over vattenytan och kippar efter lite luft (*the
fisk emerges from under the water and gasps for some air)
00.55 Endast en bälta kan en annan
bälta välta. (Only an
armadillo can overturn another armadillo.)
00.55 There must be more fisk in the life of the occasional and the
everyday mudder. /Leofisk
00.58 Someone dropped some beer on my pants. There might be some
repercussions. /Mats
1.05 Rammstein, ein Hertz brennt! (Dont ask me, I dont speak German)
1.06 Ich fahre nicht über Unterammergan aber immer Über Oberammergan (or
something like that, I still dont speak German. Apart from Jawohl, jawohl, ich liebe
alcohol, but that doesnt really count, does it?)
1.10 Leo called me skilled! /Kingy Fishy
1.10 Mats repercussions turned out to be a zap, which, surprisingly,
fizzled.
1.12 Leofisk claims that booze is slushing around in my brain and that
entrance is through my ears.
1.13 Titleist är helt nykter! (Titleist is completely sober!)
1.15 Gurk tafsar på Jadea. (Gurk feels Jadea up.)
1.16 Leowon om Slakktor: Han har
bara två armar men han är en hel bläckfisk. (Leowon about Slakktor: He only has two arms, but hes a complete
octopus.)
1.17 Titleist provar fransk likör. Mycket god! (Titleist tries some
French liqueur. Very tasty!)
1.20 Teranor i fosterställning.
Försöker utmana Slakktor om fullast på mudfesten? (Teranor in fetal position. Tries to challenge Slakktor for the
title of most drunk at the mud party?)
1.21 Illegible scribble.
1.24 Sauzauza thinks Kati is a
asshole/bastard.
1.25 Exxelsior: Wait a moment! I have something in my ass!
1.27 Poogus leaves.
1.27 Mortis is delusional
1.30 Mortis has nipples (Ouch!)
1.32 Mortis digs Leos old, long and in-need-of-improvement haircut.
1.33 Oriole wonders how many [
] its worth to dancing to DJ Mendez.
1.34 Leos got glasses on his mind and in his pockets!!!
1.34 Titleist är nykter! (Titleist is sober!)
1.35 Jadea gillar inte musiken. (Jadea doesnt like the music)
1.37 Teranor is barfing his ass off.
1.41 Oriole klagar på skitmusiken i
discot, samma jävla ruttna trackslåtar som för två år sedan. DJ:n har
uppenbarligen inte uppfattat att house och techno och drumnbass är de senaste decenniernas dansmusik. (Oriole complains about the crappy
music at the disco, the same rotten pop songs that were played two years ago.
The DJ obviously hasnt realized that house, techno and drumnbass has been
the dance music of the last decades.)
1.46 When Leowon speaks in an Irish accent he sounds like a wanker whod
be dead in less than 30 seconds in Scotland, says Mortis. But as long as he
doesnt go there, its great. /Mortis
1.48 Mortis wants to shag a sheep, or find a cheap shag, unclear which.
1.55 Thyme has a really great time (like I said before. Time to say
something new perhaps?) Hmm
Alright, everyone here is really boring and stupid
and
NOT! :)
2.00 Gurk appears on the dance floor and looks like an evil Batman on
steroids [
.]
2.09 Whizz stole important historic parchment!
2.10 Repo thought.
2.10 Illegible scribble again (probably about Gurk)
2.12 Techno rules the dance floor and Oriole rules the podium. Shes a
dancing goddess!
or sumthin
/ Harthorn
2.16. Fy vilken hemsk musik, bara
samma trista dunk-dunk. Ge mig lite Håkan H, Blur eller the Streets, så slutar
jag vara så gnällig. .. Lev
väl! Cajsa (Eww what awful music, the same boring beats all the time. Give me
some Håkan H, Blur or the Streets and Ill stop whining. Live well! Cajsa
Första gången här. Ok musik men
kunde vara mycket bättre!! /Lina (My
first time here. OK music, but
could be a lot better!! /Lina)
Hm lite dålig musik just nu, men
ruskigt lätt att få napp ifall man skulle vilja det. Men det vill jag inte!!! /Lisa (Hm, somewhat
bad music right now, but incredibly easy to pick some one up if one would want
that. But I dont want that!!! /Lisa)
2.22 3 babes have been convinced to write in the log just so Gurk could
hit on them :-)
2.25 After party is in the works!
2.30 Runt 2 började det spelas
riktig musik. Oriole och Leowon dominerade högtalardansen. (Around 2 oclock the real music started playing. Oriole and Leowon
ruled the on top of the speakers- dance.)
2.30 Det tror de ja. Bah! (Thats what they think. Bah!)
2.31 Mortis plays fuzzball thinking hes a god. His performance is on
average with the Scottish national
2.31 Dagoth shows considerable skill though.
2.33 Harthorn: Det är svårt att
vara hjälte. (Harthorn: Its
hard to be a hero.)
2.35 Repo: Im waiting for a girl.
2.35 Trying to collect the remains of this Nannyversary
Leo has
problems with women.
2.36 New pen! 3rd I believe.
2.39. Gurk, like a ship captain, is the last to leave the sinking ship.
2.40 Heading to Mats place for the after party. Titleist, Gurk,
Leofisk, Repo, Whizz, Jadea, Mats (GOD!), Thyme, Mortis and Harthorn (official
logger at the moment). Oriole wimpied!
2.45 Titleist wimpied back just before we got to Mats place.
Stupendously bad!
2.56 Mortis does the Irish thing. Who knows where this will end.
3.00 Leo to Gurk (repeatedly): Give it to me baby
3.04 Repo says: if you want to throw up Gurk, do it through the window
or in the toilet or Mats will banish your ass.
3.08 Jag testade det ikväll och mina nagelband mår tiptop! /Leofisk (I
tested that tonight and my cuticles are feeling great!/ Leofisk)
3.17 Trots ihärdiga forsök att
förhindra det, somnar Gurk in fridfullt. (In spite of vigorous attempts to prevent it, Gurk falls peacefully
asleep.)
3.35 Repo ringer efter taxi. (Repo calls a cab)
3.40 Repo, Gurk, Harthorn, Mortis leaves
4.10 Gwen & Poogus är lika så
det är inte så konstigt. Mindre konstigt än Poogus och Kurgan. (Gwen & Poogus are alike, so
its not that strange. Less strange than Poogus and Kurgan.)
Around 4.30 The last of the mudders decide to call it a night. Left in the apartment are I, your faithful editor, and Mats, your almighty God. Lets stop here. Night night!