Chef feelings


Chefs have some special feelings, all of course related to food and eating.
bellypat You pat your belly with a content smile.
bonk 'who' You bonk on the head with a spoon.
bow 'who' You almost lose your Chef's Hat when bowing before 'who'.
burp 'who' You burp with a satisfied smile at 'who'.
cagg You suffer from gastronomical aggrevations.
catt 'who' You bang your pot with your spatula to get 'who's' attention.
cayt 'who' You hold some pepper under 'who's' nose, is he there?
cbrag You brag about all the lovely dishes you can cook with 'known animals' meat.
ccalm You take a sip of wine from your Chefs Kit to calm your nerves.
ccook 'who' You consider cooking 'who' and make a feast.
cdinner You ring a little silver bell and announce: Dinner is served!
cdessert 'who' You offer 'who' dinner in hope of getting desert too.
ceat You yell: EAT! EAT! EAT!
cfidget You fidget with the strap to your Chefs kit impatiently.
cgurgle Your stomach gurgles noisily.
cheer You cheer enthusiastically and throw your hat up in the air.
choke You choke when some food takes the wrong way down.
cpea 'who' You shoot a pea at 'who' off the end of your spoon.
cpr 'who' You invite 'who' to the Gourmet Restaurant: 5e,5s,5w,n,3e from village green.
cprh 'who' You invite 'who' to the Road House along the Trade Road south of Basalt Keep.
cpride You beam with pride over a dish perfectly prepared.
critic You turn your nose up at the menu and refuse to order anything.
cthreat 'who' You wave your meat cleaver threateningly at 'who'.
cwonder 'who' You glance thoughtfully at 'who' wonder which cut of meat would be the most tender.
drool 'who' You drool hungrily on 'who'.
fart 'who' You fart spicily at 'who'.
forkwave 'who' You wave a fork menacingly at 'who'.
noodle You noodle around not knowing where to go now.
pale You turn white as your Chef's Hat.
pat 'who' You pat 'who' on the head with a spatula.
poke 'who' You poke 'who' in the ribs and say: You should eat more!
puke 'who' You puke and spread your last meal over 'who'.
rread You read a recipe and lick your lips hungrily.
shiver You shiver from the cold and long for a hot soup.
spank 'who' You spank 'who' on the butt with a spatula.
steam You steam like a pot filled with boiling water.
sweat You sweat like a piece of meat in a hot pan.
tickle 'who' You tickle 'who' with a fork.


There are also some feelings directed specifically towards members of other guilds.
cadv 'who' You advise 'who' to switch to Chefs Guild.
cchef 'who' You claim to be the best Chef around, after 'who', that is.
ccthulhu 'who' You put your bowl on your head and some cold spaghetti under your chin trying to look like the Great Cthulhu and causing 'who' to loose SAN.
cdark 'who' You presume 'who' likes dark meat best.
cdruid 'who' You sharpen your axe and look around for 'who's' tree.
ckhorne 'who' You pity 'who' who can't eat your delicious food.
cknight 'who' You feel a craving for a juicy steak and look around for 'who's' falcon.
cleper 'who' You feel sick looking at the rotting meat on 'who's' body.
cmaster 'who' You bow before and says: Great Master, you are my hero!
cmonk 'who' You despise 'who' for wasting valuable meat when burying corpses.
csim 'who' You wave your whisk at 'who' trying to look like a mighty Simyarin.
cvamp 'who' You pity 'who' who only get to taste blood, but never meat.

There is one special feeling to use towards wizards. But always treat the wizards respectfully, of course.
cwiz 'who' You take out your knife and cut out a juicy piece of 'who's' butt. Dish of Today is wizard steak!