The article is a padded out summary of something I was considering writing based on Machiavelli's "The Prince" giving all you lucky people my view on how a good game should be run, this is how I ran MIST which, after MUD was the most popular and long running non-commercial Multi User Adventure system there was.
No apologies for any grammatical errors, spelling mistakes or personal pronoun switches. I will compromise and apologise for the misuse of commas though.
MIST was written in MUDDL, the language for creating and running Multi User Adventure systems (written by Roy Trubshaw and Richard Bartle). It originally ran alongside MUD, but in 1986, when Richard left Essex and took MUD along with him (to become MUD2), all that was left was MIST. In the first few months of it running alone it had no administration at all and ran as a complete anarchy. There were lots of bugs and it was easy to cheat to wizard. During the anarchistic time, a few people rose to prominence through various means; normally by being old MUD players, being bloody good MIST players or being very quick with the shotgun. I fit into the last category and eventually more or less took the game over by force, sheer arrogance and good politics.
In 1987, the account MIST ran from was taken over legally by someone in Essex (Simon Smith). He and I then took control of the game properly. We fixed all the bugs, deleted all the files and started again from scratch.
MIST ran until about August 1990, when the DEC-10 at Essex was turned off. It will be returning soon, but whether the atmosphere will remain the same I don't know. During the 4 years I ran it, it had a lot of changes in the map, the administration style and in the type of people who played it - I learnt a lot, which is why I find it funny when people who have been running MUA's for 6 months speak as experts and say that things like "player killing will never work".
In Richard's article on MUA systems, he mentions an aspect of MIST that
some people these days would find odd. MIST had no real rules (except
ones we were forced to put on for political and diplomatic reasons). The
basic rule was if someone bigger than you told you to do something, you did
it. The quote I like to use to sum it up was:
RXML parse error: <quote> does not work with the new parser. | <quote>Anyway, enough background, now you know the scenario I think you should know a bit about how to abuse it.
The nice thing about running the only system of its kind, is that you can abuse it to your heart's content and get away with it. People aren't willing to believe that a big powerful arch-wizard can be such a complete bastard and so with a bit of sweet talking, you can come out of most situations looking squeeky clean - In these modern days of competition it's not quite as easy but think about it, if you annoy 20 players in a night and they never play again, you'll get 20 more the day after.
Being nasty is an art form. If you are continually nasty the players get set into a learned helplessness mode where they don't have any survival spirit any more - You must balance nastiness with generosity to a degree.
The rest of this article looks at various aspects of player abuse, and how to get the most out of them.
The main use of the full purge if to keep the wizards on their toes. I don't like games where everyone and their dog is a wizard, this is silly since there seems little point in people playing. If you make it known to your wizards that you only want the best to make it and you remind them that if there are too many wizards then you will do a full purge then this has two effects. First the wizards are forced to be nasty and secondly you keep them on their toes and stop them getting too complacent. If you do do a full purge, remember to put some of your wizards back because if you don't you may end up having to run the game yourself!
Full purges can be great fun if you are bored. If you have a player who has been playing for ages and is nearly at wizard. A neatly timed 'full purge' or accidental persona file deletion can really ruin their night, week, month.... To save face amongst the other players it is always a good idea to make a show of being sorry and giving the good player most of their points back. Remember to kill them later though with a cheated character or you'll have ruined the whole point.
One convenient use of a full purge is to get your own back on someone who is continually whining about the number of wizards or high level players. All you do here is do a full purge and advertise the fact that it was requested by this person (if possible giving their real name and university). It normally teaches them not to moan.
An added bonus of decimation over a full purge is that instead of doing it randomly you can go through the file wiping the people you don't like out. This also gives you a happy few hours whilst you do it.
Obviously, any good student will by now be able to see the hours of pleasure that this one command can bring, but for the less promising amongst you a few examples may help.
Consider a player is on a game, alone. They have the whole day in front of them and a nicely reset game with loads of treasures and mobiles to kill. Due to the nature of MIST's closing times, this used to happen quite a lot. What you now do is pop onto the game, and purge the player - They now spend ages and ages clearing it up and scoring points and finally they save, or more to the point.... Finally they know they are already dead. This method has the advantage that you don't have to hang around to see the finished result, since you know it'll be funny anyway.
Personally, I used to like going onto a game as a wizard and threatening someone. They'd normally quit and come on as someone else, since arguing with wizards is normally fatal. In this position all you do is purge their real character and gradually make it clear to them. If you want to make this more interesting, I would suggest starting playing as the character you just deleted and being abusive to people.
mortal-wizard berserker-wizard wizard maintainer-wizard lev 1 (existed in a list as being more important) maintainer-wizard lev 2 (who had extra commands) Maintainer-wizard (who knew the admin password, note capital "M") arch-wizard Arch-wizard (I hate the level name 'God')We had channels of complaint, so if a mortal wanted to complain about being mistreated by a wizard (which of course wasn't really illegal), then they had to complain to the wizards. The wizards could complain to the levels above them and as a rule anyone a couple of levels above anyone else would ignore people below them. To make it seem fair and because forcing people to use the correct channels isn't easy, the arch-wizards would often listen to little problems, but most of the time they ignored them.
Once you have created this heirarchy, the most important thing to do is to keep changing it. Never keep it stable else people will get complacent, also make sure you do make some pretence of enforcing the red-tape system as it stands at the time - This has the disadvantage that you have to remember what it currently is yourself.
Basically treat your wizards badly, but not too badly. One nice way of really annoying them is to promote a subset of them to a new level. This helps because if you have to delete all the lower wizards the upper ones still side with you and can continue running the game.
Not many games seem to have much in the way of irritating features that totally destroy any concepts of fairness, MIST's pistol was probably fairly unique in this. The theory was that when you got to legend (one level below wizard) you could get the pistol and play Russian Roulette. If the pistol went off, you got half the points needed to get to wizard and if not you died... dead. The only problem was that it never quite got round to giving you the points if you won and so basically it was left to the discretion of wizards or arches. As the wizards lived in fear of giving players too many points (they tended to just get wiped without question) they weren't often willing to comply. As an added bonus, a legend could be forced by a lower level character to shoot themselves.
Straying off the subject of MIST slightly, the only feature I have ever seen in a game that comes close is AberMUD's runesword which attacks players by itself and doesn't give its carrier any choice in the matter. As an added barb, the person who picks it up isn't allowed to drop it. Admittedly this is slightly spoiled in AberMUD's case by having the runesword as a powerful weapon, if I'd have written it I think I would have made it a wooden ruler or something.
Finally on the subject of game features, I'd suggest you give serious consideration to making wizards killable and putting in the odd weapon that can do this quite easily; this keeps them slightly more paranoid and makes them behave better. The natural tendency of a wizard faced with this situation is to hoarde all the weapons somewhere the mortals can't get them - If someone does this, just give one of your cheated mortals some suitable tools and go wizard hunting (with the help of your arch wizard of course!).
Cheating by players is difficult to deal with. If they know a bug that is hard to fix, then you may have problems. I think player cheating is a perfectly valid part of the game, so I don't react that badly. If it gets annoying, I may do something like ban them from the site but that's very infrequent and it was hard to enforce on Essex. I often find that giving people who know too much about the game for your liking a bit of power takes away their need to abuse the system and so everyone is happy. Later you can fix the bug and wipe them out when you are in need of a bit of idle amusement.
Wizard cheating is fairly easy to spot if you log well and have reasonable informers. The easiest way to deal with this is just not to tolerate it and wipe them and all of their friends out in one fell swoop. Make a point of doing it loudly if you want people to take note of it.
Slightly off the subject of cheating, it's often fun to accidentally let a wizard or an arch-wizard password be known generally and see what happens. This also gives you a good excuse for a full purge. If it's an arch and you are really lucky, they may dispose of some of the more annoying wizards for you. Of course, if you don't feel too safe letting a password be known you could just do it yourself and tell everyone a little lie.
Diplomacy on the game is, of course, less vital. Players will expect you, as their all powerful arch-wizard to play middle man in little disputes from time to time. The best thing to do is to put your most tactless wizard on the job and leave them to it. If you are forced to do it yourself, try and be serious and look at both sides of the argument. After a while, toss a coin, decide who wins and say goodbye.
One of the nice things I used to do was take fighting out of the game on St Valentine's day and put lots of roses around the game. This has an increasingly annoying effect with every day you forget to change it back.
Turning fighting off can be used to good effect all the time, but only do it when by far the vast majority of players are fighting types and always do it for some low level person - This almost guarantees that the low level character will be taken revenge on when you next turn fighting on, especially if you make a big thing of doing it because people were being nasty to them.
On a happier note the other rules are much more fun. These are the game rules and they govern things like, who can do what, what they can and can't do to each other and generally govern "fair play". As should be obvious by now, those rules don't apply to you, nor anyone else who you let get away with breaking them. The phrase "Do as I say, not as I do" is very relevant to an arch-wizard. Making silly petty rules and making people stick to them can cause no end of amusement. It's also a good idea to change the rules often, and occasionally have contradictory ones.
Players take this sort of thing ever so seriously and they try as best as they can to govern by peer pressure - For you this is good and you should encourage it. Having a new set of rules for wizards is a good idea, it makes them feel they have got somewhere to be told they can't use their powers to do various things. It is of course up to your mood at the time whether you actually do anything about people breaking rules and more to the point, what you actually end up doing.
If you take the trouble to reply, I often find a reply about the current state of the Dutch Tulip Industry confuses them enough to stop them sending you silly mail you didn't want in the first place. If they think this is amusing and insist on replying them just delete their persona or victimise them if you can be bothered to remember their name.
The wizards should be watched. Let them have some leeway, but don't let them start to get above themselves or corruption will start to creep in. Corruption is very difficult to get rid of once you let it start.
Creeps are fun. I am not the sort of person who lets people get anywhere by creeping but I enjoy watching people try - It's odd the level to which people will lower themselves at times! If you get a person who does continue doing it (or doing it to the wizards and arches), the best way of dealing with them is to force them to creep more and more by slowly giving in to the demands. Build up some lovely log files of all this excitement and then, when you are bored, dump the player back down to the lowest of the low and stick the logs as text files readable from the game.
Incidentally, if someone had ever offered me a villa in the south of France in exchange for an arch-wizard (and I'd known they were serious), I'd have been pretty quick editing that arch-wizard list.
Even if you are the most modest person there is, you need to appear to have a massive ego. If you get upset and take things personally then you just won't be any good at running MUA systems. It's useful that the best way of building a big ego is by squashing other peoples' and as an arch-wizard you should be in a good position to do this - If it sounds nasty to you, then you really don't have the right stuff in you for the job.
With a little practice you can turn all this 'training' into a fairly relaxing pasttime. If you are in a bad mood, for example, then going onto your system and putting everyone else in a foul mood should cheer you up no end. Rather like yoga but without all the stretching.
The arrogance and ego of the wizards should be watched. If one of the wizards starts to get too arrogant for their own good, then dispose of them. If you let them carry on the other wizards will start to resent it and too much in-fighting means they aren't looking after the game. If you want to be more subtle, simply promote everyone else above them, thus giving you the advantage of complicating the heirarchy even more!
Running a popular game is hard work and if you are dedicated to keeping it going, it'll take a lot out of you. Most of the players will never begin to realise this, so there is little point wasting the effort of trying to tell them. Think of it this way, the players are having fun, otherwise they wouldn't be there, so why should you feel guilty about messing them around? The day you stop having fun and become a martyr to the game is the day you should either give up or have a holiday for a while.
(Or, to keep the spods happy)
This article may be freely re-distributed in full as long as you gain nothing by doing so. No part of it can be quoted in any other text without the permission of the author and a suitable acknowledgement.