gorets /gor'ets/ n. The unknown ur-noun, fill in your own meaning. Found esp. on the USENET newsgroup alt.gorets, which seems to be a running contest to redefine the word by implication in the funniest and most peculiar way, with the understanding that no definition is ever final. [A correspondent from the Former Soviet Union informs me that `gorets' is Russian for `mountain dweller' --- ESR] Compare frink.